How about ANY line from Caddy Shack?!?
Like…
C’mon while we’re young!
…or…
Don’t count that.
How about ANY line from Caddy Shack?!?
Like…
C’mon while we’re young!
…or…
Don’t count that.
Over short putts I say please go in Please go in and when they drop I say thank you
From Maria Palozola former Lpga tour player. Nice drive but mine will wave to yours as it flies by.
I’m not biting on this one either. PC police always watching…
I came across a couple recently.
‘Let the big dog eat’ - when taking a driver out the bag - not a particularly remarkable occurrence for readers of this site, of course!
A friend made me laugh the other day when holing a decent putt after a few torrid holes. Picked his putter up and crooned ‘you’re still my best girl’. As with all these things, it’s all in the delivery.
Second team all-American: When your second attempt at a shot is much better than the first. Mostly used after missing a 3/4/5-foot putt and then making the second attempt at it.
I have a buddy who says, “I didn’t declare that in play” every time he hits a poor tee shot.
Exactly! Reminded me of a very close one I was told a few years ago…
“Golf is easy - just hit your second shot first!”
That is awesome! Gonna have to use that one myself!!
A couple good ones:
“Other than line and speed, that was a great putt!”
“It’s a beaut Clark” after a buddy hits a good shot.
But because golf is full of terms that lend themselves to innuendo, I always try to fit in a “That’s what she said” during a round.
We like to give out a “Not great, Bob!” After really poor shots.
Haha. If we have a group in front of us slow playing we always say, hurry up Tommy Sandals.
Putting:
when you leave it short we say
“baby dicked it”
when you blow it by:
“horse cocked it”
Old school
“Next time use a heavier purse”
Here is one that can actually help your game. "It’s not important how many good shots you hit…it’s how many bad shots you did not hit "
“Same player, more experience”
My dad will look up after leaving a putt short and say “Oh, Sean… Hit it with your purse.”
Another buddy who hits a good shot after a bad one likes to say “Same asshole”…
The Son-In-Law shot: Not what I expected, but…eh, it’s okay.
Playing in a match against 80 year old who holed a putt from the rough to win the hole. I ask him, “Dick (his real name btw), what the hell was that?” Without missing a beat he replies with a wry smile, “Every once in a while you find a whore who can cook.”
When I play with other people and find their ball for them I quip “Now I have proved my worth”
When you don’t hit the ball well or you look up too soon: Premature Admiration