Playing in a match against 80 year old who holed a putt from the rough to win the hole. I ask him, “Dick (his real name btw), what the hell was that?” Without missing a beat he replies with a wry smile, “Every once in a while you find a whore who can cook.”
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When I play with other people and find their ball for them I quip “Now I have proved my worth”
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When you don’t hit the ball well or you look up too soon: Premature Admiration
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